Breakfast Time Lumber

So I just woke up. The crime scene is the bedroom I am laying in as I write this. All i see are holes in the ceiling and popcorn, not the kind you eat, on my bed. It's another case of holes in the ceiling, so I get up and start walking to the garage, where the stairs are leading to heaven, or as most people call it, the attic. Heaven is hot, dark, and usually has a lot of insulation scattered around its geography (It's nothing like you thought it would be and there's no clouds). I walk around heaven until i see little beams of light shining upwards through the house ceiling onto heavens ceiling, which is ironically made of wood (we'll get back to that later). Looking down through the holes I can see a bed, a cat and a dog costume. The first thing that comes to mind is, "wow these holes aren't so bad, I should set up a video camera and make a porno". I mean, I was right considering there was a bed, a cat (which would later, as in right now, be translated into "pussy", which men usually like unless of course you live in key west), and a dog costume (for roleplay). Did I go too far? Second thought that comes to mind is, "How did these holes get here". I lay down facing heavens ceiling because i'm just a natural detective and thought to do this instantly. It turned out to be the case closer. As I look up at heavens highest point (the main beam) I see the rays of light to my left. They spell something out as if someone was carving words into the ceiling with a tool. That tool would later be my penis and that word.... Hell. Guess the devil wanted to pierce heaven, good thing he chose a tool thats indestructible.

Title of the blog?
Breakfast Time = Morning
Lumber = Wood
Morning Wood

Do people actually schedule sex?


Here's a funny phrase, "Extra Fancy". I recently saw this on a bag of string beans, honestly what makes anything extra fancy?

Here's a funny food, "Uncrustables". I guess it was too hard to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, smuckers has a frozen version, without crust.

Oh, and here's a funny question, "Can I ask you a question?". If im not mistaken, you just did.


Time to go make some Hodge-Podge in the kitchen.