Dream

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the....Nope, that's not how it goes.
I had a dream last night and although it wasn't vivid and I can't remember it all it was pretty far fetched. It went like this....

I walked out my front door to go to work with my car but instead it was an elephant with a driver on it. On the way to work I noticed the driver looked a lot like Hitler, which made me laugh a little (his name was Himler). I mean come on that mustache is pretty funny. Anyways I got to work and my boss was in shock that I drove an elephant there, more than he was in shock that it was an elephant. He said "You better not be late to your deliveries or i'm going to have to fire you". Meanwhile my boss had a pencil stache just like Hitler and I was trying not to laugh. I really didn't understand the mustaches but hey it made me laugh in my dream so why not (i was probably laughing while i was sleeping, creepy). So i got my first delivery and Himler "drove" me there. The elephant smelt something it liked, i guess, and broke through the front of the house, into the living room, where a family of 6 were sitting and talking. So of course the family had to be jewish and were freaking out about Himler (i'm actually laughing right now). Another "of course", as all of them are sitting there freaking out the son bursts out and says "there's an elephant in the room" and thought that was hillarious. So i got off my elephant, delivered them the food, didn't fix their door and uppercut the 10 year old kid into the roof for being a smart ass, which is when i realized i was pretty strong. So i had to fight the family and this is when it gets kinda weird because It like transformed into a world like mortal kombat and I was fighting this family of 5 (the son was still stuck in the ceiling). I grabbed the mother and gave her a pile driver and knocked her out! The dad tried to swing at me and I ducked and punched him right in the stomach, and then a baby popped straight out like in those Alien movies. The family of 5 just turned into 6, until i grabbed the alien and bit his head straight off (badass). All I had left was gramps and the daughter (if you didn't read it till just now it sounds like a gross porn). So the grandpa hit me a few times and got me to the ground, then the ground opened up like I was in some stupid movie about heaven and hell. I pulled this super super glue out of my pocket...SUPER GLUE hahaahah. Remember this is a dream. I glued up the hole in the ground so i wouldn't fall in, got up and knocked the gramps out with one clean hit to the mouth. The daughter was left and said she didn't want to fight. So i grabbed her and held her tight as we walked away....YEAH RIGHT. I grabbed that bitch and threw her into the glue hole, where she later fell through the hole into chocolate pudding or fire or whatever hell is these days (I lost track).

No idea what happend after that but when i re-read this I feel like a crack head. I actually woke up laughing mostly because Himler and his mustache.

Today will be good on that note! Carolina Hurricanes game and then going to see Terminator: Salvation. If I don't come back, I was the resistance.