So this might be disturbing but i'm sure guys can relate to it. Could be too much information but hey what do I have to hide, i'm a human being and we all went through sexual education, although this isn't sexual at all. Another urine joke is coming along.....it's looming and here it comes.
Sooooo I woke up this morning and wound up peeing on the seat about half as much as i did in the bowl, thankfully not the floor like last time. So sometimes when a man has to pee it doesn't come out right because the "hole" isn't fully open, it's odd, and what happens next is good. Think of a warm day, waking up and looking out the window. You notice nothing but a sprinkler spraying out of 100 different holes. Now imagine the sprinkler being a penis (yes i said it don't hide behind a pillow), an extra large one at that, minus 98 of those holes...that's what was going on in the bathroom at the flagge residents this morning.
Heres a visual
Just saw a sperm whale, gotta go, this blog just got sexual.
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