Holidays...

International Chicken Wing Weekend 10-12 and Nude Recreation Week 6-12 are both running till the 12th of July. Also keep in mind you can celebrate International Chicken Wing weekend and Nude Recreation Week for 2 days straight TOGETHER! Whats better than Eating chicken wings in the nude? That's right, nothing. Be ready July, because we're mixing body parts with wings (lets hope no body parts fly away).

I'm glad people are actually reading this, I just wish i had more "followers" and regular visits because I am writing this for you. BTW today's Memorial Day, so get drunk, have a bbq and do big thangzzzz because that's what our fellow fighters did....not.

My pool is looking very cloudy, like sex happend in it. EW right, but here's a fun fact.

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads one. Awesomeeeeeeeeeeeee! too bad that isn't true, sometimes I wish it was so I could make fun of that one kid who swallows a massive amount and almost drowns in 1 foot of water at the beach.
"Dude lucky we were here, you almost...YOU SWALLOWED ALL THAT BLUE WHALE SPERM"

Anyways i'm gonna go make french toast sticks! I just found out there is no more BBQ :(
Let me go dig up the carcass i burried last night.