So I was searching around for a new invention and found this odd thing. Honestly...
Before I get into this, im going to explain breifly why i use this phrase "Honestly". I always tell honesty and when I write it's not like i'm typing something thats a lie... I didn't photoshop this plunger on her head. I use the word honestly just like a preppy hussy using the term "Like" or Lyke to get the point. "Lyke omg i S'd so much D this weekend at that kegger". Now I feel like urban dicitionary, you get the point.
Lyke would you wear this plunger helmet? It even had a sign that i'm sure, tells people to leave you alone, not wake you up, etc. Who wouldn't lyke want to mess with that person right then and there?! The first thing I think of is slowly creeping up on her and just uppercutting the brim of that hat so her head just flies out of it. I could just imagine someone falling straight on their face... haha.
So...Let's talk about some more words.
Boss Sauce: Saw this one on some website...immediately thought this could be what I drink to bring my suave alter ego out, Dareek Flajay.
Bean Bag Chairs: Really? I mean they aren't a chair at all and when you sit in them you feel like you're sitting in a chair with 4 different sized legs
The Spice Channel: Not for lovers of hot foods, of course unless you like sausage
Egg Pants: You can dress chicken with gravy and now you can dress your eggs with..pants?
I guess?
Erasable Pens: Whoever invented these obviously became confused with putting a hole in your paper while smudging ink everywhere with erasing ink.
I'm spent, goodnight
1 comment:
1. i think egg pants are great! they should have cute suspenders too so my eggs and i can match!
2. boss sauce sounds like a GREAT idea. all my drinks are going to be referred to as that from now on!
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