Sitting here eating ice cream made me realize how much i love mixed concoctions. Coffee Ice Cream & Oreos, Pepperoni & Pineapple Pizza, Cheese Cake (concoction of words more than anything), and even girl on girl. I just love concoctions and mixing it up so whether it's pre made (Chex mix) or Minute Made (Coffee Ice Cream & Oreos) (No pun intended (Minute Maid)) I will most likely eat it.
Let's talk about funny words. Here's a funny one, Bossoms: Use this word to take the "sexy" right out of nature's greatest accomplishment and probably look like an idiot in front of friends.
Next word. Turophile: Kind of like pedophile except you would be really fond of cheese, not premature testicals.
Another please! Masticate: Remember when you were 16 and your friends all thought it was funny to say "I bet you masticated 100 times today"....Did they realize that this meant to chew?
Second to last! Bovicide: Means to simply kill a cow...so if a cow kills itself its not bovicide?
Last Please! Priapism: If you have seen viagra commercials, an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, but not because of the pill.
I have an uncontrollable urge to dance right now and I think they call this boogie fever.
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i wish blogger had a "i like!" button like facebook.
consider that button clicked.
haha agreed with kate =]
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